Gary Adequate

Me Clazy, Me Pokie Yu Brea Wi Needor

Seriously what is it with the chinks and their need to molest food in supermarkets?

Microaggressing the Coloureds: How to SFW Racism Safely for Work in Real IRL Life

There is some debate about whether the phenomenon of “microaggression” is real or not. Well I’m here to tell you that it is very real, and not only is it real, it’s fun as.

Black Man Invents Time Machine: It Doesn’t Work and Neither Does He Probably

In a stunning world first, a black scientist has invented a time machine.

Remember the 500,000

Guys have you heard of the Homocaust? Don’t worry if you haven’t because it never happened.

A Green Australia is a Brown Australia

Nothing exposes the modern left’s hypocrisy, moral emptiness, and ideological commitment to global capitalism quite like the “intersection” between immigration and environmentalism.

The Spirit of WAP: Heaps Racist Moments of Historic Australian Importance

DISCLAIMER: neither the author nor the Cobber’s Morning Herald endorse race riots (even though they are BASED), or any form of racial violence or hatred. Peace.