Petrol Sniffing Activist Is Single-Handedly Defeating The Dairy Industry

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
August 6, 2020

What will he defeat next!?

Daily Mail:

An indigenous rights activist who succeeded in having the Coon cheese brand scrapped wants Pauls to consider renaming its ‘Smarter White’ milk.

In July, Dr Stephen Hagan convinced Canadian dairy giant Saputo to axe an 85-year-old moniker, named after American cheese ripening pioneer Edward William Coon, because of its racist connotations.

The former diplomat and academic, who now works as a social justice consultant, has suggested Pauls’s French parent company Lactalis consider replacing the ‘Smarter White’ label, which has been used to sell low-fat milk since 2002. 

Ahh, a former diplomat and academic turned social justice consultant. This man is a truly elite mind. I am loving his new angle of social justice and I am glad someone is finally working towards product rights. A consumer product should not be characterised solely by its creator, or stereotyped merely because of it’s colour.

Consumer products are individuals, and they may even be trans! Who can know for sure.

BRAND NEW! Paul’s Trans-Nigger Milk – Full Cream Taste, Only 2% Fat

‘Aboriginal people are saying that there’s an inference that it’s for smart, white people, not for smart, black people,’ Dr Hagan told Daily Mail Australia.

‘There’s a lot of Aboriginal people who take offence, who don’t drink that milk because of the interference that it’s ‘smarter white’.’

Oh, it seems I misinterpreted his objective. No matter! He is still correct. If I was black, I would not drink a type of milk called, ‘smarter white,’ either. It would make me feel like I am not as smart.

In fact, I have recently been considering abandoning my regular coffee order, a long black. It is not because I dislike the taste of my regular order – it is purely because when I drink it, I feel a deep sense of inferiority regarding my height in comparison to my favourite african american basketball players. Drinking coffee and comparing my height to african american basketball players are activities that I often do concurrently by the way.

Dr Hagan said ‘these enlightened times’ of the Black Lives Matter movement meant a name change was ‘worthy of consideration’.

I could not agree more. Now that the times are enlightened, we should just start pointlessly lobbying for companies to change names of their products. This would not only be funny, but it would also be very hilarious as well.

The beauty of it is that you don’t even have to suggest a new name. You just say you don’t like the old one and then the company has to fumble around looking for a new one hahahah.

I think perhaps we should start with this Vevelle Luxury Soft Extra Thick White toilet paper. This product only really caters to a very specific market of thicc white people. Skinny women of colour also need to use toilet paper. Or maybe they don’t? I don’t really know if that’s common these days. Either way, I want them to change the name of this product.

The soy milk drinker said lots of Aboriginal people had raised the matter with him.

“The soy milk drinker,” hahahahahah. Imagine that being your title. What a shame.

Jud Gib Da Boong Boong Tribe More Gibbies Fella! PWEASE!?

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
August 5, 2020

Are we really still doing this?


Australia’s leaders are set to take another step toward empowering Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders with a new agreement in a bid to Close the Gap.

The National Cabinet, the Australian Local Government Association, and a coalition of peak Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander organisations (the Coalition of Peaks) will tomorrow announce a new national agreement aimed at improving the quality of life for the country’s Indigenous communities.

“It is a pledge from all governments to change the way they work with Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander communities and organisations through four Priority Reforms that were overwhelmingly supported during the community engagements led by the Coalition of Peaks late last year,” they said in a statement.

How long are we going to keep pretending we can help these people. We have done everything in our power to facilitate the success of abos, and they are still complaining and failing endlessly.

I suppose we can not expect much more from a race of people with an average IQ of 62. By the way, this IQ score falls into the range of completely mentally retarded. LMAO. That means that the average aboriginal is clinically retarded by modern standards. SAD!

With that said, I imagine the type of response I might hear to such a comment would include the usual platitudes. A normie may respond with a phrase such as, “IQ tests are culturally biased,” or, “IQ tests don’t necessarily measure intelligence because ackchyually we are all the same.”

Listen, here’s the thing libtard. Even if IQ tests did not measure intelligence (they almost certainly do), it would not matter, because we are not just measuring intelligence for the fuck of it, but rather to predict outcomes.

First of all, IQ is a better predictor of workplace performance than basically any other measure – even job experience, level of education, or parents socio-economic status. The point being that IQ measures something that is relevant to functioning and contributing in a developed society.

Insofar as IQ testing being culturally biased, well…

The Alternative Hypothesis:

If IQ tests painted non-Whites as being less intelligent than they actually are, then they should under-predict how well non-Whites do in school and the work force. They do not (Kobrin, 2001Cucina et al., 2016Jensen, 1980). Moreover, if IQ tests are biased, there should be “bias” problems which are among the hardest problems for non-Whites, but the easiest for Whites.

Actually, Whites and non-Whites rank the difficulty of IQ tests items essentially identically (Jensen and McGurk, 1986Reynolds and Suzuki, 2003).

Further still, if IQ tests were really biased against non-Whites, you would expect Europeans to score the highest on them. They don’t, East Asians do (Lynn and Tatu Vanhanen, 2012Faulk, 2016A).

In summary, the idea that IQ tests are culturally or racially biased makes several testable predictions and they have all been falsified.

So that is out of the way. Problem solved, if you will. We now understand why the gap exists.

Now we must look at what we are currently doing to close the gap. There is a point at which you realise that no matter the amount resources you dedicate to solving a problem, the problem will remain. I believe we are at that point, but I will provide you the basic numbers and let you decide for yourself

The 2017 Indigenous Expenditure Report (the most recent report available), stated that, “…total direct government expenditure on Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Australians was estimated to be $33.4 billion,” (p. xii).

The same report states that the estimated direct expenditure per person was $44,886 for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Australians, around twice the rate for non-Indigenous Australians ($22,356),” (p. xii).

There’s your fuckin gap ya dopey prick. The gap is that an abo gets twice as much handed to him as anyone else does! Give some to me!

How did these piss takers wrangle a spot on QandA. Well it’s quite simple. They were offered.

How long are we going to bang our heads against this petrol sniffing wall? I guess it will be as long as it takes for liberal pussy poofters to feel they have acquired the maximum upcummies available – that is to say that this will continue forever unless we start to flip our shit, #AryanStyle.

Lord Almighty, I do not know how much more of this shit cuntery I can bear.

Charles Bronson To Be Released From British Prison SOON! (Return To AVSTRALIA ??)

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
August 4, 2020

It seems that the editor-in-chief of this very website believes he will be freed from British prisons before he has reached the age of 70.


The 67-year-old, who has spent the vast majority of the past 45 years behind bars, was given the green light last week to challenge a ban on Parole Board hearings being held in public.

Bronson, now going by the name Charles Salvador after the painter Salvador Dali, wants his next hearing to be in the ‘full public glare’ as he mounts a fresh bid for freedom.

Writing from the high-security estate at HMP Woodhill in Milton Keynes the ‘born again artist’ told it had been a ‘magical’ result. Once freed, he said he intends to ‘smash his way to the top of the art world and live a nice, simple, happy, honest life’.

A nice, simple, happy, honest life. That sure sounds splendid.

Of course, there is no guarantee that Charlie will be treated fairly by the snivelling pom cunts who preside over his case. They always had it out for the Australian master race.

Reppin’ that green and gold

We must all hope that when Charlie is released, he gets to live the traditional life with his new pensioner wife, Joan; and they will live as two old people together. Totally based.

Joan, I imagine, will be a much higher quality woman than Charlie’s last missus, Paula Williamson.

Williamson was a caked up tart from television who betrayed Bronson’s trust by letting some idiot motorboat her and, ‘getting cozy,’ with a black guy.

Very undignified, and frankly it looks like she has been ignoring Charlie’s order to, “not get fat,” and to, “do 400 sit ups a day.” This is good advice by the way. She shouldn’t have gotten fat, and neither should you.

It doesn’t matter now because I guess she died of a drug overdose. Regardless, she should at least have been a healthy weight when she died of that drug overdose.

This man could be her drug dealer, though we can not be certain.

Charlie handled this situation with the class and style befitting an honourary Australian, stating she was a, “drunken tart,” and that, “Paula has disrespected me, my mum and most of all herself. I can’t accept that from somebody who’s supposed to be my wife.”


I hope Charles is released soon so that he can join his convict brothers in the great southern land, with his traditional aryan pensioner gf, Joan.


Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
August 3, 2020

NGL this was me when I found out about MOINKY MADNESS!

Cool hair! 🙂

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… And my arm… even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? I’m gonna make them give back our past!

Even MOINKY has to slonk a durry occasionally

“Still tha NIGGA!”

Yo! Monke checkin !?

He do kinda be lookin fresh wit da overalls haha

Haha drive slow homie

Wholesome family moment!? #MonkeyStyle

HAHA uh oh! Monky gettin them milkies lmao

Jew Slave Julia Suckles At the (Metaphorical) Knob of Anti-White Powerbroker, Mark Leibler

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
August 1, 2020

I would expect no less from our nations first dishwasher Prime Minister, than that she would be at the beck and call of our country’s most dangerous jews. Her most recent outing found her paired up with another pet of Australian jewry, Abo activist (and fat person), Noel Pearson.

Noonga Noel wants YOU! (to get him a donut. please get him a donut. he really wants one but hes stuck in his chair. please bro.)

Goofy Gillard and Noonga Noel teamed up to launch a new book called The Powerbroker, Which is a biography written by Michael Gawenda (a jew), about Mark Leibler (a jew).

Oh gawd, look at this dude Michael Gawenda. This is one of the most jewishest jews I have ever seen haha wtf.

This man next to Kevin Rudd is Mark Leibler. He looks as if his life force is draining with each moment that he does not receive a dose of adrenochrome.

AJN – Times of Israel:

Gillard, whose foreign ministers Kevin Rudd and later Bob Carr nursed controversial views of the Middle East, had been among Australian leaders on the receiving end of what she called “Mark’s fundamental forthrightness”. And yet she shares a bond of mutual respect and admiration with Leibler, evolving from their dance as PM and communal grandee. Leibler, she said, always displayed “a care and concern about me as a human being”.

Of course, this care and concern that Leibler displayed for our clothes folder-in-chief is to be expected if we are to believe Kevin Rudd’s account of a 2010 encounter between Leibler and himself.

AJN – Times of Israel:

Rudd said Leibler replied “I don’t believe you,” when told Mossad had forged passports in 2003 and went on to threaten, “Julia [Gillard] is looking very good in the public eye these days, Prime Minister. She’s performing very strongly. She’s a great friend of Israel. But you shouldn’t be anxious about her, should you, Prime Minister?”

“Julia is looking very good in the public eye these days, Prime Minister. She’s performing very strongly. She’s a great friend of Israel.”

Ahh, a powerbroker indeed. Surely it is no coincidence that soon after this encounter with Leibler, Rudd was ousted by Gillard before his term had ended. It would seem that the Australian Israeli & Jewish Affairs Council (AIJAC), of which Mark Leibler is national chairman, wields more power than it would have you know.

In fact, this suspicion of mine has previously been bolstered by the words of then Labor Minister Bob Carr, who has recalled memories of things such as the jewish lobby, “standing over,” the Labor party with power based on donations. Carr writes in his memoir, “Diary of a Foreign Minister,” that Kevin Rudd told him about one-fifth of the money he had raised in the 2007 election campaign had come from the Jewish community. That is a lot of money (page 5).

Many people can recognise the organisations and individuals that represent jewish power in the United States, but are unaware of our home grown jewish problem, right here in Australia. People will point to organisations such as the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), Southern Poverty Law Centre (SPLC), or the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), but will not be familiar with Mark Leibler and AIJAC, Dvir Abramovich and the B’nai B’rith Anti-Defamation Commission (ADC), Jeremy Leibler and the Zionist Federation of Australia (ZFA), Anton Block or Jillian Segal and the Executive Council of Australian Jewry.

These organisations act in different ways and sometimes with seemingly different aims, but the sum total effect is that the interests of jews is advocated above the interests of other groups in Australia. Of specific concern to me, is how the interests of jews are contrary to the interests of the native Australians – the White Australians.

Jewish Mark Potok is tracking the decline of the white population in the US. We can be sure that there is a jew doing the same thing here in Australia.

Mark Leibler, with his influence in the Australian Taxation Office, extensive list of clients in the top end of the Financial Review Rich List and close personal ties to Mossad – will wine and dine Australian journalists, politicians and public servants on tours of Israel.

And thats not all…

AJN – Times of Israel:

He was fascinated by Leibler’s midlife metamorphosis into a champion of law reform for Indigenous Australians after devoting himself almost solely to the Jewish community in which he had grown up and worked.

Excerpt is in reference to Michael Gawenda, Author of Mark Leibler biography The Powerbroker

Hmm, what a surprise. He suddenly found a cause in advocacy for boongs, after not giving a single fuck about anyone other than his own race for the majority of his career. Why could this be? Perhaps he saw an opportunity to sow disharmony within and towards the founding European population of Australia.

An organisation such as the ADC will claim to be, “Australia’s leading civil rights organisation that works to ensure a safe and fair society for Australians of all faiths and cultures by combating antisemitism and all forms of hatred.” What I see however, is an organisation that wants the population of white people diluted with pakis, while minimising the negative consequences for jews.

In a 2012 article titled, “Nipping hatred in the bud,” the ADC’s then executive director, Deborah Stone made several interesting statements.


“The Jewish community is facing increased opposition and attacks fuelled by opposition to Israel. There is a documented increase in anti-Semitic attacks at times of increased conflict in Israel. An image of Israel as a violent, oppressive regime has now become mainstream and the Boycott, Divestments and Sanctions movement which aims to isolate Israel internationally is gaining ground. Particularly on university campuses, there is a growing antipathy to Israel which flows through to an antipathy towards Australian Jews.”

So her primary concern is hostility towards Israel, which she believes is intertwined with a hostility towards Australian jews. Well this is possible, but I do not think it is accurate. She is talking about leftist university students, who oppose Israel because of some feeling of sympathy for Palestinians. Those students do not have any distaste for jews, I can almost guarantee it.

“Oh gawd! A Rawck!”

On the other hand, I can see a scenario in which someone has a strong distaste for jews whilst not giving a single fuck about Israel. In fact, I am in that scenario. Israel could launch missiles at every rock throwing paki in palestine and I would not lose any sleep over it – so long as Australia was not sending Israel any money or being dragged into wars that do not serve us, for their gain. I simultaneously have a strong distaste for the way in which elite jews influence the political landscape and ideological culture of this country.

Deborah Stone is attempting to form a narrative where these two positions are moulded into one, manipulating people against opposing anything jewish ever, for fear of being labelled an anti-semite.

Ew! I can not believe that Deborah Stone actually looks like this. Totally #GROSS !!

She continues:

Most Australian Muslims are committed to multiculturalism but there is evidence of pockets of isolationism and sympathy towards extremist ideologies. The growth of the extremist Hizb-ut -Tahrir is an example. We need to monitor the Australian Muslim community to ensure we understand its plurality of positions, build bridges with moderates and counter fundamentalism in its earliest stages before it becomes a physical threat to our community.

Her organisation described itself as combatting not just anti-semitism, but all forms of racism or whatever, but she also wants to just monitor every cunt with a towel on his head. Kind of based I’m not gonna lie, but kind of hypocritical as well.

The author of this ABC article, Michael Brull, writes:

On another occasion, Stone was critical of those who opposed a Muslim prayer group in St Kilda. She bravely explained that, “I have no reason to believe they are terrorists”. After all, “people are innocent until proven guilty.” I am sure she would be as encouraged by non-Jews declaring they have “no reason to believe” that she adhered to certain Jewish stereotypes.

He seems to be making the point that Stone’s comment was implicitly racist, but he is completely missing the point of this quote being contrasted with Stone’s previous quote. Which brings me to my final point (for this article), regarding the objectives of the ADC.

The reason this comment is significant when contrasted with her other comments and the stated objectives of the ADC, is that it is subliminally directed at a different group of people than her other comments.

Her comment in favour of muslims is directed at white Australians who are uncomfortable with strange desert practices taking place in their cities and towns. Diluting the white Australian population reduces the likelihood that her people will be recognised as outsiders with disproportionate influence. Her comment about monitoring muslims is a recommendation for insulating the jewish community from the risks of a growing muslim population. And her comment regarding criticism of Israel being a product of hatred of jews, is designed to minimise negative consequences for her ethnic homeland.

Each thing she says has a different aim, but all of her aims serve the jews.

This happens in many ways and there are many examples you may find. In some circumstances, a jew might advocate for something that is contrary to typical jewish teachings in order to achieve a jewish objective. I will give you one more example for this article.

In 2017, Anton Block, who was the President of the Executive Council of Australian Jewry, came out in favour of fag marriage.


The President of the Executive Council of Australian Jewry, Anton Block, has rejected as “alarmist” suggestions that an amendment to the definition of marriage in Australian civil law will in some way open the door to a future infringement of the religious freedoms of those who believe in the traditional definition of marriage.  He was commenting on a controversial statement issued by the Rabbinical Council of Victoria (RCV) urging Australians to vote “No” to proposed reforms to Australia’s marriage laws that would recognise same sex marriages.

The council of baby dick suckers (p. 109, haha funny that), must not have received the memo from the Executive Council of Scheming Heebs.

We are turning the goyim into fags!

Might be an actual quote, but we can not be sure.

The collective aim of jews in Australia appears to be a balancing act between encouraging support for their stupid desert country, while also attempting to deconstruct any remaining trace of traditionally conservative values in our country. With one hand they lobby and with the other they sow disharmony. When such activities are the calling card of a people, it is no surprise that these people have been expelled from different host regions on at least 359 separate occasions.

The funniest reason for their expulsion by the way is in 1831 when they were expelled from the Danubian Principalities of Moldova and Wallachia (region now known as Romania), because they could not prove their usefulness.

On a tangent, there are a number of cases where their expulsion has been for the ritual murder of children. In my opinion, this is an activity that they are engaging in now with more frequency than ever before. Perhaps I will write about this in more depth another time.

In any case, it is sad to see Australian politicians suckling at the baby knob of such a horrible group of people. That was the original point of all this and it is the point I will leave you with.

‘Kiddy’ Vidler Alarmed By Based and Redpilled Teens

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
July 31, 2020

A fat idiot is concerned and confused about why young Australians would want to be based. Well boy do I have some news for him.

9 News:

When it comes to the dangers of online recruitment into the extreme far-right movement, the narrative is a sadly familiar one.

Young people are exposed online to “ironic”, reaction-baiting memes featuring coded anti-Semitism, racism and white supremacy. A piece in The Atlantic earlier this year, for example, showed how neo-Nazis had infiltrated the majority-male “brony” fandom of the My Little Pony cartoon.

From such beginnings it progresses, the “jokes” gradually lose any façade of humour, and the unwitting recruit finds themselves enmeshed in an online society that validates and encourages their worst impulses.


I bet this retard decided to write this article after searching for my little pony porn and stumbling upon this piece in the Atlantic. What a disgusting fat bitch.

But I should make the point – Adam ‘Kiddy’ Vidler implies here that young people are brainwashed into being racist by funny memes. I have heard this explanation trotted out so many times and it is the most retarded take I have ever heard. It should only take a minutes worth of analysis to realise that this does not make any sense.

Young people (currently zoomers), are not necessarily mindless drones who just believe everything that is in a meme. In fact I think this idea is a projection of the type of gullibility that is quite common in older generations. Boomers, Xers and Millennials, in my opinion, are particularly prone to such gullibility.

Would it not make more sense to assume that these young people are quite critically minded? I mean, just by the fact that these young Australians have found themselves exploring a scene with an ideological basis so divorced from what is establishment ideology. The answer is yes, it makes much more sense.

The article continues and confirms that on some level, the contributors understand this to be true.

Terror studies expert Dr Kristy Campion of Charles Sturt University told it was not as simple as teenagers being “exposed” to this material by happenstance.

“I’ve researched this area, I’ve looked very deep into it, and you know what? It doesn’t just pop up automatically,” she said.

“You need to go looking for it. We know there is a supply, but there’s also a demand.

“In other words – the focus on the perils of online recruitment ignores that the recruits are, initially, curious about what’s being presented by the far-right.

The fact is that young people are entertained by the vibrant energy, contrarian nature and disruptive influence on modern boundaries that are offered by the dissident right.

Young people can see the top down, socially enforced boundaries on speech – boundaries that are established by big jewish mega-corporations which provide the majority of informational content, whether that be in current affairs reporting, academia or anything else. They see this phenomenon and they think to themselves, “that’s fucking gay bro.”

They think this and they embark on a perilous quest for the truth. And it is perilous for there are long nosed men hiding in the shadows who wish harm upon them.

Some encounter the truth quickly, having rushed to find everything that has been hidden from them. Some take a more gradual, meandering route, absorbing the most they can from each stage of their journey.

Yes, our memes are funny and they are attractive laugh factories for young people who have a youthful energy with joy in their heart, but they do not have the power to convince people of lies. The humour of the dissident right is feared because it is a gateway to the truth. Memes are a gateway to the truth.

Young Australians are intentionally looking up extremist material. But why?

“In an Australian context, we don’t have an answer,” she said.

I gave you the answer. We are offering information that young people have not been given by the people they were told to trust. Teachers and parents never told them. But now they are finding out, and fat pussy nerds are VERY scared.

I hear many dissident nationalists these days are wishing to separate themselves from the, “left right dichotomy,” but as far as I am concerned, such an act would be an enormous missed opportunity. When being, “far right,” can cause such concern amongst the fat nerds of this world, I would never give it up.

The reason people reject the left right dichotomy is because they want to adopt some ideas that are typically associated with the other side, be it economic or otherwise.

What you must understand is that these ideas on the other side are often just tacked on to their worldview strategically. It is clear to me that democracy is structured in such a way that it associates single issues with broad worldviews, whether or not they are actually complementary.

In a similar way to how a business might segment their potential markets into the most effective consumer populations, democracy allows the people at the top to segment voting blocks into the least effective voting populations.

So to rise above this left right dichotomy does not mean you are so great in your thought that you can not be placed politically on a spectrum. Unfortunately, you can not be the, “Man above Coherent Ideas.”

Let me clearly and simply define what the right is and why we are in fact right wing: To be on the right is to support the preservation of the natural order, including hierarchies and traditional social expectations. That’s it. That’s all there is to it.

Of course on the opposite end of the spectrum is the left, which seeks to destroy the natural order and destroy traditional social expectations. It will attempt, against nature, to flatten natural hierarchies and ban the natural response to undesirable behaviour. The left is it’s own god. There is no natural law that it must abide, be it a law of beauty, biology, order, or conduct. The only law it must follow is the one it sets for itself.

This is why a right wing youth scares all globohomo nerds. In RETVRNing TO TRVDITION, the youth revolt against the set of arbitrary material laws that the establishment wishes to impose. They adopt the morality of God and nature, as well as embracing the tradition of their race – that is judiciousness, stability, stoicism, desire for order, recognition of biological differences, and an affinity for natural beauty, rather than some perverted pursuit of the ugly and deformed.

The kids are far right, and it is trvditional as fuck bitch.

SEPPO NEWS: Gamer Theft Auto!? Young Mexican Saviour of the White Race Embroiled In Console Gaming Scandal

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
July 28, 2020

Many of you will know of the political commentator and gaming zoomer, Nicholas J Fuentes (known to his friends as Nick Pepe). What you may not know is that he is believed by many to be the subject of an ancient prophecy, which details how a 17 year old Mexican boy will arrive at a crucial juncture in the timeline of the White Race – our “time of need,” if you will.

It is said that he will “name them,” and lead the White Race to total victory.

“Your time is up jews! Haha”

But the prophecy has been thrown into turmoil with young Nick Pepe embroiled in a scandal that many of his followers are struggling to let slide. Allegations have been made that at the age of 12, Nick Pepe permanently borrowed a Playstation belonging to a black kid of the same age, indicating that he may in fact be a console gamer.

I am quite late to this story, with it having been published on July 22 through Medium, by a user called JusticeForGeorgeFloyd. It has since been removed, but I have been able to acquire the full text post (in screenshot form), which is available EXCLUSIVELY here at Cobbers Morning Herald (for the time being).

Though this story has been posted with basically no evidence, it has been covered briefly by Mike Powers at the Daily Groyper, who claimed that, “childhood friends of the pod-caster did comment, claiming they did see the unique markings on Nick’s playstation described in the article, adding a level of validity to the claims.”

After attempting to project an image as a PC gamer, followers of The Nicker are concerned he may turn out to have been a console gamer all along.

Over the years, there have been many attempts to corrupt the prophecy, with slander and bad faith arguments directed at young Nick Pepe. All attempts have run off him like water off a raincoat. This story may be too much however, and we may all be astonished at how he recoils.

Race Wars: Gook Unleashed

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
July 27, 2020

Tensions with China are increasing exponentially as reasons to be sick of gooks continue to accumulate. The most recent sign of tension has occurred in the disputed waters known by many as the South China Sea.


The ABC has learnt an Australian Defence Force joint task group consisting of five warships last week travelled through the disputed waterways, including close to the Spratly Islands, which China claims as its own.

It is understood the Australian warships did not come within 12 nautical miles of the contested islands, unlike American warships, which have recently conducted freedom of navigation exercises to challenge Beijing’s territorial claims.

It sounds as if we are treading more cautiously in the region than the US, so as not to anger China to the point where they turn us all into dim sim meat. The seppos on the other hand have decided to go right ahead and start doing freedom right in China’s lunchbox.

To an extent, I wish our country had the knackers to just shit all over China’s day like that. It is the geopolitical equivalent of taking a big bite out of the school nerds LCM bar and handing them the remaining third, which is now contaminated with your disgusting mouth germs. It is alpha behaviour and it is very based.

“Gimme your LCM bar NERD!”

In saying that, there are much more effective means of combating the yellow menace’s influence in Australia, but this is something I will discuss in future posts.

The Australian warships, led by HMAS Canberra, were transiting through the increasingly tense region as they made their way to the Philippine Sea for training exercises with the American and Japanese navies.

It is not stated in this article, but it has elsewhere been stated that these training exercises were a show of strength (the article title has now been edited to say, “naval exercise”).


Over the next two days the three navies will conduct various training exercises aimed at improving interoperability as they work to keep the Indo-Pacific region “free and open”.

So what I am hearing is that we participated in some soft-cock, pussyfooting boat tricks in the name of classifying a dumb patch of water as ‘free’. This is, frankly, very gay.

If we are going to attempt shows of strength in the direction of China, it has to be more epic and it has to be for the good of Australia. The South China Sea is a very hotly disputed section of pond. It has been given many different names by many different nations. The Viets refer to it as the East Sea. Indonesia refers to it as the North Natuna Sea, because it is located north of Indonesia’s Natuna Islands. In 2012, the president of the Philippines mandated that all government agencies refer to the sea as the West Phillipine Sea.

What I am suggesting is obvious. This sea is the property of Australia and the Australian people. It always has been and everybody knows it. I would suggest renaming it as the, “Far North Australian Sea,” or the, “Greater Murray,” but perhaps you have an even better name than that. I am open to suggestions.

There is no reason why we should not engage in aggressively patriotic geopolitics when it comes to China. People might say, “oh but we have to trade with them so we can have more economy.” Who cares lol. The majority of our exports to China are gas, coal and iron ore, which are non renewable natural resources. We should be utilising those resources here in order to increase our own productivity as a nation. There will come a time where Australians have nothing because their ancestors gave it all to chinks in exchange for currency that is now worth nothing (now – in the future).

And it WILL be worth nothing by the way. That will be, in no small part, due to the way our economy works. I am not going to explain this in too much depth, as I can not be bothered – but, it has been observed that natural resource economies tend to experience staggeringly slow growth.

Natural resource economies are like that Sam Hyde bit where he’s pushing the boulder up the hill, in that, it is like pushing a boulder up a hill. It is a very slow process for national economic growth, however, it is likely a very fast process for personal financial gain or political influence if you are in the right position. If the Australian nation decides at some point to abandon this economic structure, I am sure there will be a very nasty individual there to tell us that we have broken the rules.

When people counter signal taking a firmly patriotic stance against China, they often mention the potential destruction that we could face at the hands of such a large nation. Let me tell you something – China is an aggressively imperial nation which has flagrantly conducted all manner of sly and slippery operations in order to further itself, and when caught operating in such a manner, they simply respond, “lmao ok yeah, u got us, we don’t give a phuk tho haha,” (not a real quote – artists interpretation).

If their aim was to merely cause our destruction, they would probably have just done it with a tactical nuke by now. Or they might have just started throwing us in gaol like they do to that paki tribe in Xinjiang, I can’t say for certain what approach they would take. What I can say is that their primary aim is to leech all of our stuff slowly for their growing population of parasitic bug people, until we have nothing, and the excelsiites (who are their neo-upper class), have everything.

I should clarify that it is not just the mainland Chinese who have this approach hard wired into their hive mind, but all gooks (except perhaps the Japanese, who are the most noble of the yellow races). Take for example this Taiwanese individual, who was attempting to ship over one million dollars worth rare lizards across to China in, “ready-to-cook,” packaging – from Victoria, Australia. In his little lizard goldmine were several native Australian lizards, so there he is leeching our natural wildlife. Not that I frankly give a fuck about some dumb lizards, but put simply – this slope cunt can fuck off, we’re full.

For more examples, just look at these gay Hong Kong protesters, who gather in our streets and our university facebook pages, trying to make any of us give a fuck about their stupid little city. What I would say to these people, is that if you love Hong Kong so much, why don’t you marry it. But they do not want to marry Hong Kong, they just want to leech our peaceful time from us with incessant talk of boring foreign affairs, and they do it for themselves.

It is a different means of taking advantage in each case, but it is nonetheless self serving Asian behaviour.

So you see, the Chinese are not the only self serving Asian nation, they have merely been the most successful when it comes to expanding ever outwards and sapping the life force of all who suffer their presence. That makes them the number one threat to total Australian dominance, which means that we must continue to assert our authority in the Far North Australian Sea, until they become too scared to approach our naval vessels and annoy our citizens with their stupid gobbledygook language. It will not be easy though. They truly are the Gook Unleashed.

Strong Chinese Woman

Squealy Keneally Cries and Pisses Her Pants About Racism

Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
July 22, 2020

Middle aged seppo bitch, Kristina ‘Squealy’ Keneally, last week came out to nag and complain about white people who don’t hate themselves or want their kids to be mentally ill gender bending freaks.


Labor has called on the Morrison government to ban right-wing organisations to send a signal that extremist views won’t be tolerated in Australia.

Currently, 25 of Australia’s 26 banned terrorist organisations are Islamist, with the other being the Kurdistan Workers’ Party, or PKK.

But Labor’s home affairs spokeswoman Kristina Keneally says these groups are not the sum total of the problem.

“The proscription of a right-wing organisation – international or domestic – would send a powerful message that these extremist views will not be tolerated,” she wrote in an article for ASPI’s The Strategist.

I could have saved you reading all that and just told you that she said, “ban right wing organisations.” That quote would not have been out of context whatsoever. There is no specific organisation she has deemed worthy of banning, or even a category of right wing organisation that she thinks must be stopped. She just wants to send the signal.

Squealy Keneally wants to forbid the existence of right wing organisations, and she does not even give a fuck if they are in her jurisdiction or not.

… international or domestic…”

She will ban your right wing organisation wherever you are. She doesn’t even care if you are in Pakistan, Taiwan, or the People’s Republic of Congo. She will find you and ban you. Proscription means forbidding something by the way. I know that for certain because I looked it up on the internet to make sure that I correctly understood what I was reading.

This cunt really just wants to ban any old right wing organisation. They are all on her hit list. Your Granny’s church might be next. Nobody can say for certain.

“While the home affairs minister has said the dark web is fuelling right-wing extremism, the reality is far simpler, but equally sinister,” she wrote.

“Nazi memorabilia is being sold on Facebook Marketplace and ASIO’s Director-General has said, ‘in suburbs around Australia, small cells regularly meet to salute Nazi flags, inspect weapons, train in combat and share their hateful ideology.'”

Well, it seems your Granny’s church is safe for now. The next target on Squealy Keneally’s list appears to be Facebook Marketplace! Haha, FIGHT!


Senator Keneally said the government should also roll out a national anti-racism campaign, as well as practical advice to parents, teachers, youth workers and churches to recognise and combat the rise of right-wing extremism.

I assume that she has hatched a dastardly plan to train parents in the art of posting cringe if their kids start getting too #based and #redpilled.

Before even addressing whether this old dishwasher is adequately prepared to combat ‘right-wing extremism,’ I wondered how she might begin to recognise right wing extremism. I quickly came up with a list (incomprehensive), of potential red flags she may notice in a young person. I will tell you now, in dot point form, the warning signs of a young person who may be a right wing extremist:

  • They don’t want 20 porch monkeys to steal their Nike Tn’s
  • They are not interested in committing sodomy (giving or receiving (aids?))
  • They are not fat and sweaty
  • They prefer looking at things that are a e s t h e t i c rather than things that are stomach turningly foul
  • They already had autism and their new fixation is cuboids
  • They do not practice witchcraft and/or wizardry

Moving on, I must wonder what her plan is for combating the gamer uprising, as I have so far gleaned only two potential strategies from her comments. The first strategy is just banning any random right wing organisation of her choice. She might even spin the wheel of fortune to help her pick one. I can not say for certain.

I am also unsure of how right wing you must be in order to experience this brutal banning that has been suggested. Keneally may even have to ban herself for that time she was accidentally too pro-Australian.

“The answer is no…”

Her second strategy, the one that we all truly fear, is her anti-racism campaign.

Please. Please just don’t say it.

I can only imagine that you are all sharing in the feeling of immense fear that I am currently experiencing.



Charles Bronson
Cobber’s Morning Herald
July 21, 2020

Cobber’s Morning Herald is now ON SIGHT!






I am pleased to announce the launch of this new website, ‘Cobber’s Morning Herald,’ a new source for dinky di Australian news as interpreted by a ridgy didge kinda cunt (racist gamer). At some point in the future, I hope to have completely eliminated (politically), your need for the repulsive and traitorous journalists that you, the reader, have had to put up with for so long.

No longer will your news be full of gay shit, or written in a way that only entertains retarded boomers. This is news for the Australian man!

AND I SHOULD CLARIFY! When I say, ‘Australian man,’ I am not referring to any hyphenated ‘neo-Australians’. I am certainly not referring to our yellow skinned citizens, who have thus far primarily contributed enormous amounts of saliva into our indoors bins (particularly in food courts and/or airport lounges).

Disgusting gook spits (probably inside)

Nor do I refer to the vibrant and cultured african-Australian people, whose greatest contribution to this nation has fallen into the category of home invasions! (and machete attacks (in my opinion))


“…Niggers…” – Gucci Mane (actual quote)

And I most certainly do not refer to my street shitting neighbours, Pravan and Guptil, who have acquired entry level programming jobs that might have been perfect for a young Australian nerd. Pravan and Guptil are happy to work for very cheap, because they are committing tax fraud (in my opinion), and as such the free market has determined that they are perfect candidates for the Australian tech industry.

Guptil has mastered the art of piecing together a delicious serving of spaghetti code, with ingredients drawn from various stackoverflow dot com threads

When I say Australian man, I refer to the same stock who settled this country and made it more than just a sunburnt patch of dirt with a big rock in the middle. I refer to the people who developed a unique social order and culture on this land mass. I refer to those who share a heritage with the men who braved drought so that Australia could become the working man’s paradise that it was.

I refer to White Australians.

Yo, based!

We will together strive to restore the greatness of the Australian nation and race, above all others. We will achieve air, land and sea superiority (in the Olympics). We will call sheilas fat online and tell seppos that they are faggots.

It’s cobber season bitch.

Stop letting stinky curries mine our barbaloot fruits